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You guys knew this was coming, right? I had to. I mean, really. How could I not? She's part of the TD universe, and she's too crazy insane to not keep in the TDHW universe. No, I'm not sure how she isn't in an insane asylum, or how she's not expelled. I don't know, magic? Narrative convenience? The same reason Phineas and Ferb's inventions never get discovered by their mom? The same reason Total Drama's still on air in universe, when its so wildly illegal that it even violates the Geneva Convections? All of the above? Yes.
Kelsey McKinney: Ravenclaw Muggleborn.
Arguably one of the many cases which suggest maybe Hogwarts should do psyche evaluations before allowing students in, Kelsey is..... what can you even say about this girl? She's.... she's the one person on Earth that makes Sierra look like a sane boundary respecting individual. Well, actually, Kelsey doesn't particularly invade Trent's privacy; She doesn't try to spike Trent's drinks with love potions, she doesn't attempt to sneak into the Hufflepuff common room, she doesn't follow him around at all times, but... honestly, it would be less creepy if she did. Kelsey... She's crazier than Sierra. Way crazier. She obsesses over Trent, but not in any normal insane stalker way. Where do I even start? Well, first of all, she has a stalker shrine full of pictures of Trent and pieces of Trent's hair, but even more disturbing is the poems. Scattered all over the shrine, scrawled haphazardly and tacked into the walls, are poems she's written about Trent. And again, not normal insane fangirl poems, but ones like the one seen in the show; "Your hair is black, my heart is blue, I'll stuff you with rags and sew you up too!" There are five more stanzas of that, by the way. She's extremely obsessed with Voodoo and dolls in general, which doesn't inspire confidence, honestly. She has a fascination with taxidermy and she frightens most everyone in the school. Most don't know about the poems, though, it's just the Ravenclaw girls who know about that. Seriously, she is frightening. The only bright side is that she hasn't and doesn't seem to act on any of her insane ramblings, so.... yay?..... You have to take what you can get, people.
Kelsey McKinney: Ravenclaw Muggleborn.
Arguably one of the many cases which suggest maybe Hogwarts should do psyche evaluations before allowing students in, Kelsey is..... what can you even say about this girl? She's.... she's the one person on Earth that makes Sierra look like a sane boundary respecting individual. Well, actually, Kelsey doesn't particularly invade Trent's privacy; She doesn't try to spike Trent's drinks with love potions, she doesn't attempt to sneak into the Hufflepuff common room, she doesn't follow him around at all times, but... honestly, it would be less creepy if she did. Kelsey... She's crazier than Sierra. Way crazier. She obsesses over Trent, but not in any normal insane stalker way. Where do I even start? Well, first of all, she has a stalker shrine full of pictures of Trent and pieces of Trent's hair, but even more disturbing is the poems. Scattered all over the shrine, scrawled haphazardly and tacked into the walls, are poems she's written about Trent. And again, not normal insane fangirl poems, but ones like the one seen in the show; "Your hair is black, my heart is blue, I'll stuff you with rags and sew you up too!" There are five more stanzas of that, by the way. She's extremely obsessed with Voodoo and dolls in general, which doesn't inspire confidence, honestly. She has a fascination with taxidermy and she frightens most everyone in the school. Most don't know about the poems, though, it's just the Ravenclaw girls who know about that. Seriously, she is frightening. The only bright side is that she hasn't and doesn't seem to act on any of her insane ramblings, so.... yay?..... You have to take what you can get, people.
And then.l.. then there's the doll. Yeah, this is probably the scariest thing in the TDHW universe, bar none. This is Trent, and he's her boyfriend. Lovingly hand sewed out of what everyone assumes is scraps of Trent's cloak, (though no one can prove that and everyone's too frightened to even ask) with green button eyes and hair that again, everyone hopes to God isn't Trent's real hair, but everyone kind of assumes it is, it frightens everyone. She actually seems to believe it is Trent, and will talk to it as if it's alive, as well as refer to it in plural with her, like; "We made something for you!". No one's sure if she hears it talk back, but it's advisable to simply nod and agree with her while looking for an escape route...On the good side, the doll might be the only reason she hasn't taxidermied Trent by now, pacifying her. So everyone just lets her have it because they're afraid to take it from her. Since she doesn't hurt anyone or actually do anything illegal, it's sort of harmless in a way. I mean, not harmless, but.... There are more pressing problems in the TDHW universe than an insane stalker that doesn't hurt anyone, so she's kind of the least of everyone's worries
No one tells Trent about the doll. As far as he knows, she's just a creepy girl with a crush on him. Telling him would probably just make him stay inside the Hufflepuff common room until he graduated for fear of Kelsey. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
Man, what is it with Ravenclaw girls and crazy? Scarlett, Luna, Dawn, Izzy, Sierra, and now Kelsey. I wonder what's up with that...
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Applebloom: But she's sooo cute! ^^
Scoot: (bruh) CREEPY!
Scoot: (bruh) CREEPY!